a raincoat for your johnson

it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head

also can be used to wear on your head

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (GOD FUCKING FORBID...) Perhaps they would prefer parenthood?

a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.

trusty bag over your shaft....sometimes not trusty

It is usually made of latex, and is placed over a man's penis before entering the woman's vagina. They are used to protect both the man and woman against sexually transmitted diseases (STD). They vary in size, color, and ever flavors.

An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church

The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.

It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.

Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.