Condimentalist

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.
by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 01, 2010
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