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Concisionist 

One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.
"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.
Concisionist by but for September 9, 2018
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Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016

conclusionist 

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
conclusionist by Gadget King September 25, 2011

concessionist 

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.
Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.
concessionist by Douglas Young December 29, 2007

Concessionista 

I'm a Concessionista at Cinemark!
Concessionista by bassdownlow January 8, 2011

Confusionist 

A person who Is always starting drama.
Look at Brooke! She's lying again just to start drama! what a confusionist.
Confusionist by Jason xP May 31, 2011

confusionist 

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
confusionist by Mel =] May 27, 2008