Compilephobia

Fear of compiling computer software from source code, and finding comfort in downloading pre-bulit binaries.

Friend: You're really good with Arch Linux, maybe it's time to try Gentoo.
Me: No way bro, I have compilephobia.

by Vuldo October 12, 2022

couplephobia

A phobia categorised by having irrational anxiety around couples who are dating, to the point that it affects the individual's daily life. Commonly seen amongst introvert virgins when their extrovert friends are all in a relationship.

Why do you invite both of them? You knew I have couplephobia!

by LuketheDatologist April 17, 2021