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Common Core Math 

Common Core math is the rotten stuff they teach kids at school. But let's get real. We hate it because it's making our kids smarter than us. During quarantine, I'm perfectly fine teaching my 1st Grader. But Common Core has made my fifth grader smarter than me.
Me: What is a scatter plot?
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.

Common Core Math 

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026