commondore 

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.

jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.

commondore by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009

VR Commondore

A Family car, which tryhards with loud exhausts and monster tachos think are fast and all hope that they can get a "blower" in some day.

VR Commondore by Chop Chop March 27, 2003

Commowhore 

The delightful way of describing a Australian Holden Commodore as they are so common on the roads and loved by bogan whores.

Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).

Man I've seen so many commowhores on the road today they all have have a pink Playboy sticker on the back window.

Commowhore by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore 

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one

Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022

commodore's hat 

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.

Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.

commodore's hat by George Formby September 29, 2011

commonure 

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.

Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.

commonure by Whipetgood November 25, 2016

Holden Commodore 

Commodore have been given a bad name due to the fact the drivers of them are the worst you could ever see on the road.Also to the fact that they are built out of rice paper. They do the following:
1- Weave in and out of traffic even during peak hour.
2- Will try to race you despite any Commodore they own. Ie If they own a VT and you own an Aurion they will still try and race you even though they have no chance.
3-If you are on the highway, and doing 10km/h above the speed limit, they will still be going faster than you
4-Tailgate anywhere anytime
5-Sit on the right lane of the highway and never ever move as they tend to think they own the road
6- Commodore owners thinking they have Ferraris
7- Foglights on during the day to give you the impression that they look cool and that you should get out of their way.
8- Putting later model commodore bodykits on earlier model commodores to make them appear cool. Body kits often do not appear to fit properly
9-Typical australian male with your base model Commodore and hubcaps and by adding a spoiler they are all of a sudden thinking they have a BMW or Merc and they are king
All of these things add up to Commodore drivers being the worst on Australias roads.

"Wow im doing 130km/h and that Holden Commodore is passing me like im standing still"

"Hey mate, see that car coming with the fog lights on? I bet you $100 that the car is a Commodore"

"Bloody Commodore tailgaiting me!"

"Oh look at the accident on the news, another Commodore driver lost control of his car"

Holden Commodore by Colin McDougall July 6, 2008