Commander Autopilot 

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

Commander Autopilot by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Commander Autopilot 

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.

There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?

Commander Autopilot by Barry B July 2, 2004