Coveyed 

When someone answers a question with such conviction that you have no reason to question it. But they actually don't have any idea and are in fact probably wrong.

Driver: is it left or right?
Passenger: it's left!
Driver: fuck, we're going the wrong way!
Backseat: dude, you just got coveyed

Coveyed by Smirk835 June 4, 2016

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage 

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

chocolate covered coconut crack by rpetras April 29, 2008

Brazilian covered wagon 

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.

(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!

Brazilian covered wagon by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011

10 covered all day 

Someone who is beautiful all of the time has 10 covered all day long!

She has 10 covered all day, every day!

10 covered all day by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021

riding the covered wagon 

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.

What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.

riding the covered wagon by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006