Comesticide

1.)The act of dropping or otherwise making the edible, inedible.

2.)"Killing" a food.

This delicious sphere of meat! It has rejected me by committing comesticide-- it has fallen upon the floor!

by I AM THE JUSTICE August 1, 2008

domesticide

death by domestication.

girl: "do you like this color towel for the bathroom or want this color towel..."

guy: "nooooo, please god help me!! no, i'm being domesticated... fratricide, matricide, homicide, suicide, domesticide. i'm putting up curtains... & screwing in little lights over the sink." - Henry Rollins

by metaball April 24, 2006

Domesticide

The act of murdering every other member of your household.

In an apparent act of domesticide, the law student slaughtered the other students he was living with.

by Son of Arathorn. August 10, 2010

comedicide

The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.

A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.

Dude, you totally killed that joke - or should i say that you've just committed comedicide!

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

comesticate

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018

commiticide

To commit to something and then never doing it.

I commiticided on my pandemic project.

by Yeeusufuyfhdhdribshejeje April 27, 2024

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020