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The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

Comedic Masturbation 

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

female comedian 

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian

ER comedian 

Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.
Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!
ER comedian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

comedic gold 

Something so incredibly stupid yet mind-blowingly hilarious.

Something, whether a video, song, movie, phrase, person, etc. that provides you with enough jokes to last for years to come, so it's like you've struck gold by stumbling upon it, only the gold in this case is laughs.
Dude 1: What the hell is going on with Charlie Sheen lately?

Dude 2: I don't know but his downward spiral has turned out to be comedic gold!
comedic gold by izzy2812 March 31, 2011

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.
Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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