An extremely long, rambling post written on a message board. The said post usually seems more interesting to the writer while typing, but is actually extremely boring and difficult to read.
This post is usually followed by a crudely photoshopped picture of Colin Powell.
It is believed that this phenomenon was birthed in the miscellaneous section of the Bodybuilding.com website.
"Sorry for the ColinPowellpost, but my girlfriend just left me and I had to get it out in these 53 paragraphs."
The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.
Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.
A man who was wrongfully screwed by the Bush administration, a man who should have been on top of the world, a man who was once voted as the most popluar (and favorite) American politician.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.