A girlish man, with semi-decent fashion sense who tans and waxes more than any
girl should. He likes to be seen without a shirt on, making stupid kissy faces. A colohottie is one who will lead on any
girl in a 2000 mile radius. He lies way too much, and is as moody as a
girl on her period. His Stickam shows he is friends with lots of girls, but believe me, he isn'
t getting any tonight. He wears his waxed up hair in a bun at night, and wears a shower cap by
day. If someone messes with his hair and/or eyebrows, he must shower in that shit.