Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018

When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks
by Fayd Rautha November 09, 2017

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

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