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cold brew 

“Did you hear cold brew is slanging?”

“Yeah nosh... still didn’t stop his girlfriend from cheating though, such DH”
cold brew by ShulzeTouchedMe July 17, 2021

Cold Brew 

When you ice your nuts while you cum
Gosh I'd love some yogurt parfait with this cold brew
Cold Brew by Br0cc0liR0b October 17, 2022

cold brew 

Having sex after a unsexy event.
I thought the evening was over after our awkward date, but then we made cold brew.
cold brew by Anna Winter June 20, 2023

cold-brew 

Coffee steeped in room-temp or cold water, normally drank by trendy douchebags who think they're better than everyone else.
Look at chad over there sipping his cold-brew like a douchebag. It's just iced coffee, get over yourself.
cold-brew by imupset July 31, 2019

Cold Brew Bitch 

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
Cold Brew Bitch by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019

Cold Brew Panic Poop 

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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