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Boner Coke 

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.
T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!
Boner Coke by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

Coke off a Boner 

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.
So… you wanna do coke off a boner?
Coke off a Boner by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.
I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.
codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.
Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!
Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009
When you eat a cake so good, it is not only better than sex, it makes you pop a boner
That cake was so good I got a cakeboner
Cakeboner by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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