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Boner Coke 

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.
T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!
Boner Coke by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

Coke off a Boner 

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.
So… you wanna do coke off a boner?
Coke off a Boner by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.
I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.
Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!
Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009
When you eat a cake so good, it is not only better than sex, it makes you pop a boner
That cake was so good I got a cakeboner
Cakeboner by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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