The act of committing to go have drinks with the lads and then pulling out last minute to prevent next morning hangovers or trouble with the wife. There is a positive correlation between the above and Coitus interruptus.
Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Oi, did Marc come out get gazeeboed with the lads last night?
Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.
Or both.
Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!
Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.
Or both.
Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!
by TommyTulpe April 9, 2019
Get the Coitus interzisgusmug.