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A derogatory term for a coiner (or someone who uses cryptocurrency).

The term is used for someone who holds a crypto portfolio that losses a lot of value in a short period of time and defends there hodlings.

They like watching their wallet get fucked.
Oh my god, did you see this tweet? He’s saying a new bull market is starting.”

“Hahaha, typical coincuck!”
Coincuck by karbonbased August 5, 2018

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confucked 

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore
i’m so confucked right now honestly
confucked by okden April 11, 2020

Confucked 

When you are equally confused as fucked
Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow
Confucked by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

Confucked 

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!
Confucked by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

Confucked 

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.
Confucked by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020