Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022

coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Coffin Dodgers

Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.

Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.

by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009

Coffin Dodger

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

by 42017658994 July 24, 2008

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu March 10, 2006

coffin dodger

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020