Coffin Dodgers

Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.

Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.

Coffin Dodgers by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

coffin dodgers by Bod June 9, 2004

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

Coffin dodgers by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022

coffin dodger 

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

coffin dodger by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

coffin dodger 

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

coffin dodger by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Coffin Dodger 

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

Coffin Dodger by 42017658994 August 21, 2008

Coffin Dodger 

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

Coffin Dodger by Mattuuu April 16, 2006