Coffeeholism
Coffeeholism by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014
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coffeeholic
One who is so addicted to coffee to the point of being oblivious to the world at large until the first dose is gone.
I was standing in the kitchen making my morning Americano with cream and did not notice that the house painters were standing at the window looking directly at me hoping to get my attention. Coffeeholic that I am, I didn't even know the painters were at the house, much less looking right at me. My husband came back from his morning run and asked me why I ignored the painters.
coffeeholic by Americano with cream October 28, 2011
Coffeeholic
Someone who's addicted to coffee and can't stop drinking it..absolutely loves drinking coffee and usually there aren't alternatives.. Coffeeholics take refuge in fast food chains (which sell pretty bad coffee..) if the local Starbucks or cafes and coffee shops aren't available.
Assistant: Hi Dr. Colleen, may I get you anything?
Dr. Colleen: In fact, yes...I could do a cup of coffee for this half an hour, two fraps. for the next, maybe one cappu. in a couple of hours, and let's do lunch with doughnuts and a latte..that's all..pretty good huh? And today I cut down my coffee intake..impressive!
Assistant: What a coffeeholic..
Dr. Colleen: In fact, yes...I could do a cup of coffee for this half an hour, two fraps. for the next, maybe one cappu. in a couple of hours, and let's do lunch with doughnuts and a latte..that's all..pretty good huh? And today I cut down my coffee intake..impressive!
Assistant: What a coffeeholic..
Coffeeholic by Strawberrie Sodah Splash x] May 30, 2008
coffeeholicanism
A religion created for the coffeeholics that love to drink coffee every day and be hyper! Coffeeholicanism was created the summer of 09 by two alaskans nicknamed "Latte" and "Priest".
Rules Of Coffeeholicanism::
1. Must drink coffee daily. (All missed days must be made up for)
2. Must accept coffee in all forms. (ex: plain, flavored, mocha..etc.)
3. Must not limit times for drinking coffee. (You can drink coffee at lunch or even 1am)
4. Decaf is a joke. 'nuff said.
**Note coffeeholicanism is not a real religion but to be taken as a joke :)
Rules Of Coffeeholicanism::
1. Must drink coffee daily. (All missed days must be made up for)
2. Must accept coffee in all forms. (ex: plain, flavored, mocha..etc.)
3. Must not limit times for drinking coffee. (You can drink coffee at lunch or even 1am)
4. Decaf is a joke. 'nuff said.
**Note coffeeholicanism is not a real religion but to be taken as a joke :)
Person 1:"Hooray for coffee!!!! I drink coffee everyday!"
Person 2: "Really? You must practice coffeeholicanism.."
Person 1: *Bounces off wall* "Yuuuup! How did you know??"
Person 2: "Really? You must practice coffeeholicanism.."
Person 1: *Bounces off wall* "Yuuuup! How did you know??"
coffeeholicanism by MissLatte August 6, 2009
Coffeeholic
Your such a CoffeeHolic Dave Devartainian
Coffeeholic by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014
Coffeeholic
A chronic condition in which a person craves drinks that are coffee and is unable to control his or her drinking.
Philip is such a coffeeholic whenever he sees a coffee shop he goes to buy a cup of coffee immediately.
Coffeeholic by Barkumaru87 February 11, 2024