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Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot
by 62_Cents January 28, 2021
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When a man rests his testicles on another persons forehead and puts the head of his penis in that persons eye.
Kristy was acting out of line, so Ryan gave her a coffee pot.
by Du's Friend Ryan October 10, 2005
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Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning
Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!
by Death's design September 11, 2010
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coffee pot poacher

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!
by Reelriver April 27, 2015
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Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.
by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020
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That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐
Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot
by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021
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You broke the coffee pot

When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.
“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”
by Coffee Lover June 3, 2009
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