Coffee Pot
Coffee Pot by 62_Cents January 28, 2021
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coffee pot
When a man rests his testicles on another persons forehead and puts the head of his penis in that persons eye.
coffee pot by Du's Friend Ryan October 10, 2005
Coffee Pot
Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??
Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!
Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!
Coffee Pot by Death's design September 11, 2010
coffee pot poacher
Coffee pot poachers: Alert
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
coffee pot poacher by Reelriver April 27, 2015
Awfully hot Coffee pot
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.
Awfully hot Coffee pot by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
That's an awfully hot coffee pot by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021
You broke the coffee pot
When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.
“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”
You broke the coffee pot by Coffee Lover June 3, 2009
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