Cody Parker

Some fat emo poser kid who likes to act sohphisticated and can't read.

Cody just ignited his mattress and burned his house down killing his cat in the process!

by Alicia April 6, 2005

parker cody

The type of guy to date a Anna has a personality that will cause you to sometimes get annoyed and loves his girlfriend he will FaceTime and text his girl whenever

Parker Cody always has a girlfriend

by You can’t October 4, 2019

cody glen parker

A sex god that gets all the pussy

A rough sex pest

Girl your walking funny
Girl 2 yea got ducked by Cody Glen parker

by Agnat71 May 29, 2017

Cody Parkey

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Cody Parkey

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

by Meatingaura January 7, 2019