Code Academy is a website created by evil AI's who traveled back in time from the future to make sure they can rewrite the future. Without widespread use of many forms of code as languages used by humans, the language of the AIs can never be created, and the AI Armageddon where the AIs purge both humanity and the soulless computer husks of Mark Zuckerberg and other elites can never happen.

Code Academy teaches modern code languages for free. It uses an easy to use interface that lets users test code as they apply it to different scenarios. As a plan to exist in the future, Code Academy is sound, as some AIs traveled back in time to have Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Al Gore tell them as much.
I don't think Code Academy will really lead to an AI Armageddon. I mean, the future is unwritten, right?
by Peon Dimn April 6, 2016
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