Cock-eyed. 

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

Cock-eyed. by Kayaluki!!! September 5, 2009

Cock Eyed 

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

Cock Eyed by Matoman February 19, 2017

cock eyed 

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

cock eyed by Dat Blood July 29, 2008

cock-eyed 

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

cock-eyed by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

cock-eyed 

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

cock-eyed by NowThatsQualityTV August 3, 2009

cock eyed 

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

cock eyed by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 22, 2008

cock-eyed 

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

cock-eyed by Anonymous June 3, 2003