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cock magic 

In non-circumzised men without a hard on and probably a small dick. Rolling the foreskin on your dick inwardly all the way, the cock gets pushed back into the scrotum hiding it.
Henry: I pulled some cock magic on my girl last night, its like the new mangina

Ajay: Dude, thats fucked up why did you try that.
cock magic by Heat Bussa April 10, 2008

The Magic Cock 

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.
Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock
The Magic Cock by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Cock the magic Pistol 

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate
i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

Cock Magician 

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)
"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."
Cock Magician by J..Z.. April 30, 2008

Cockmagician

a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.

2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
"Dude i swear that our spanish teacher is the biggest cockmagician that i have ever met"

cockmatician 

a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.
The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!
cockmatician by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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