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one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.

Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.

cock lunch by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009

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Cock lunch

An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".

"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."

Cock lunch by -Wig. October 14, 2007

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cock lunch

A great insult mentioned by producers of the American Pie movies.

Go eat a cock lunch you fag.

cock lunch by Jimmy Jackson June 11, 2005

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Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

Lunch Cock by lockenload23 June 5, 2016

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Cock launcher

some one who jacks-off another man normaly a homesexual

"Wow, you're a cock launcher!"

Cock launcher by Applepop December 9, 2008

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cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

cockpunch by richard taylor April 25, 2003

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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

Cockmuncher by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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