Cock liver

The clue is in the name. Someone who has a cock for a liver. The victims insides are usually all messed up.

Doctor- "It appears you are a cock liver"

Mary- "Oh no, now i can't eat cookies"

by Toss pot March 6, 2008

Cockiversary

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

cockdiver

1. A derogatory term for homosexuals.

2. A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

3. A baseless insult.

Todd, you're a cockdiver!~

by feelin disturbed January 27, 2004

cocklover

A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.

"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."

by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

cocklover

Someone like lamb or clarkee or any of clarkees friends. they love cock.

Lamb: OOh i want sum cock!
Clarkee: Here suck mine
Clarkees m8s: ooh can we jack off while we watch
Clarkee and Lamb: Mmm we love cock

by R3v0Lv3R February 21, 2004

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. zen

someone who showcases their vocabulary because he's a know it all, cocklover and cheats on their wife

by kraziness August 9, 2006