Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.
by Threve August 12, 2019
Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
by rogerthewhale December 06, 2010
A: What happened last night at the dojo?
B: Nothing really. Dave and John were just having a cock fight.
B: Nothing really. Dave and John were just having a cock fight.
by ChaoticPro March 03, 2021
When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.
An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between
me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.
me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.
by FriendlyCock December 14, 2019
The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.
Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.
by half_dime June 21, 2011
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
When two male chickens, cocks, are put together after being mentaly harased by dirty gambling mexicans
by AzOOmA May 20, 2003