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Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.
Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"
Cock Cocker by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

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Shitting Cock-to-cock 

Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"

Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
Shitting Cock-to-cock by bill138 January 24, 2011

cock butt/ cock ass 

this word can be used as in insult to someone for being annoying, but it can also be used to describe a very foul smelling noun.
ex for cock butt/ cock ass

whispers "hey man i forgot to put on deodorant today, do you got any i can borrow"

yells out for everyone to hear "AAAAWWWWW DUUDE GET THE FUCKING HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU SMELL LIKE COCK BUTT DUDE"
cock butt/ cock ass by john vega October 21, 2009

cock to cock 

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.
cock to cock by infiniti March 14, 2008

Cock and Cock Torture 

Like cock and ball torture but between two guys. The opportunities are endless! sledgehammers, semi trucks, teeth, or just your good ol' hands will do! My personal favorite is doing a version of a purple nurple with the tip...
Person 1: Dave and I are going to try out some cock and cock torture tonight. Everyone's doing it!
Person 2: What the fuck did i just walk into...
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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