Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Cock-blogger

One who maintains a regular weblog focused on the male genatalia; also an insult.

That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!

by danielkayam May 22, 2006

Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

cockflogger

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".

JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

cocklogger

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.

Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!

by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007