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Cock Turkey

A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.
"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"
Cock Turkey by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009

Turkey-Cock 

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.
Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.
Turkey-Cock by Mike badass November 5, 2009

cockturkey 

In 2007, a group of students at U of Michigan stumbled upon a whiteboard drawing of a turkey, similar to ones you drew in the second grade by tracing your hand. This turkey was a trace of someone's cock and balls, altered to resemble a turkey. And so the legend was born.
Floyde Bayiha is a cockturkey.

Honestly, I've come to the conclusion that everyone involved in giving parking tickes are a bunch of cockturkeys.
cockturkey by justin credible also January 14, 2008