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trench cock 

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.
Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.
trench cock by deezlet August 18, 2009

Trench cock 

When you masterbate into your roommates sock knowing he has trench foot.
"I just came in your sock and now I have trench cock"
Trench cock by Brain Decay June 25, 2016

Trench Cock 

The long term effects of sitting in a hot office when your testicles and knob stick to your inner thigh.
"It's so hot in here"

"Yes, I've had trench cock for days"
Trench Cock by Pacific22 July 22, 2017

Trench Cock 

In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.
"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."

"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."

trench cock 

A penis that is long enough for the whitish big pussies.
That chick's p**** was so big I had to pull out my trench cock to hit the bottom.
trench cock by mikecgm33 October 13, 2017

cockwrench 

when a males cock becomes so physically stimulated by a female it feels like it might snap off,hence the sensation of a wrench clamped around a phallus
Shit man this chick last night was so good,just about had my dick caught in a cockwrench!
cockwrench by kamikaze148 January 3, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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