by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009
Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.
Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.
by deezlet August 18, 2009
by Brain Decay June 25, 2016
The long term effects of sitting in a hot office when your testicles and knob stick to your inner thigh.
by Pacific22 July 17, 2017
In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.
by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 28, 2019
by mikecgm33 October 14, 2017