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Cock Steal

when a group of women go after one man and in the end only on of the women steals the mans dick from the other women.
Wow i cannot believe Jessica, she is such a cock steal.
Cock Steal by Mr FSU April 11, 2009
Words you can keep

cock stealer 

worse than a cock block and only female - this person sees you hitting it off with a guy, then proceeds to steal said guy
yesterday sam and i were totally hitting it off, flirting and laughing and having a grand ole' time. then that COCK STEALER BITCH regina stole him away from me and ended up having sex with him. WHATTABITCH.
cock stealer by cock stolen December 9, 2009

Cock Sealant 

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum
Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.
Cock Sealant by FTWW September 17, 2023

stealth cock 

a very sneaky cock with sly fox like abilities and possible nija powers
Matt: the stealth cock strikes again
lafanda: o baby i knew sumthin felt good in my tight butthole

senior seal cock 

when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock
when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock

cock sucking hub stealer 

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker
look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!
Cockstalgia by cockstalgia August 19, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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