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cock stealer 

worse than a cock block and only female - this person sees you hitting it off with a guy, then proceeds to steal said guy
yesterday sam and i were totally hitting it off, flirting and laughing and having a grand ole' time. then that COCK STEALER BITCH regina stole him away from me and ended up having sex with him. WHATTABITCH.
cock stealer by cock stolen December 9, 2009

Cock Sealant 

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum
Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.
Cock Sealant by FTWW September 17, 2023

stealth cock 

a very sneaky cock with sly fox like abilities and possible nija powers
Matt: the stealth cock strikes again
lafanda: o baby i knew sumthin felt good in my tight butthole

senior seal cock 

when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock
when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock

cock sucking hub stealer 

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker
look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!
Cockstalgia by cockstalgia August 19, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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