Cock Snorkling 

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

Cock Snorkling by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

Cock Snorkeling by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

Cock snorkeling by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008