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Cock Puff 

When the hair on the back of the top of your head sticks up, either by styling products or naturally.
"Dude, Ryan looks like such a douche bag now that he has a cock puff."
Cock Puff by Steve Contraband July 20, 2008
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cock puff 

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds
My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.
cock puff by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010

cock puffs O'hoolahan 

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.
Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

cock puffer 

One who blows on the cock
OMG! i cant believe i saw howard puffin on gils dick the other night.
cock puffer by Steffan August 8, 2004

puffy cock

The illest, dopest, most chronic producer to emerge in the last 20 years. Mozart on crack. Beethoven on PCP. Ladi dadi da.
Puffy Cock: Yo Cheese, Top 5 Dead or alive???
Dirty Romeeze: 1-5 Puffy Cock
puffy cock by puffy cock June 13, 2009

puffed up crow's cock 

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.
On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.
puffed up crow's cock by TT October 14, 2003

puffy cock

symptoms of being an alcoholic, having sex with underage dirty women. never taking showers and having bad stubble....basically being homeless but still have a place and being a functional peice of society...or shit....
its not that bad guys, it just makes my cock all puffy..i gots da puffy cock
puffy cock by jared harper November 23, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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