Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 04, 2002

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 08, 2010

Cock Monger

Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.

Jessica Alba is such a Cock Monger.

by The Real Sweetlou October 14, 2008

cock monger

one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber

wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger

by Frank Mcdank December 01, 2006

cock monger

1. One who solicits the cock.

2. One who appears to solicit the cock.

Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.

by Vinchenz July 15, 2008

Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

by Frank FAZ November 08, 2009