Cock Mongerer 

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

Cock Mongerer by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmungerer 

an individual who frequently and habitually mungers the cock

joe stop mungering the cock for fuck sake you cockmungerer

cockmungerer by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

warholstering cockmongerer 

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

warholstering cockmongerer by top hat September 7, 2008