Cock Mode

To be in "cock mode" is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their penises take over. Cock mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. It will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.

A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.

Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.

"Why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? She was seriously awful looking"

"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"

"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"

by MagickDio April 22, 2010

cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Call of Duty: Modern Warefare

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.

by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008

cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

A world renowned FPS for the XBox 360 (fuck all the other systems that have it). It is widely known for its more commonly used abbreviation, COD4 (pronounced cod four). The true abbreviation is COD4MGFS, or cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

Bill: Hey, Bob, wanna play cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit?
Bob: No, not now. I'll stick with Gayho 3.

by kaio ken x4 February 2, 2009