Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012

cock mocking

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Cockdocking

To insert your penis tip in another guys foreskin.

That cockdocking guy has made some penises disappear in his foreskin.

by CnV October 15, 2009

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

cocksocking

When your doing anal with your partner and you donkey punch them cause I'm them to clench but as they clench you pull your penis out of the ass as fast as possible so the rectum prolapses leaving them with a cock sock

I gave the misses a cocksocking last night
How did it go?
Well it was a bit messy but all in all good fun

by GonkusKongus March 1, 2020

cockgocking

COCKGOCKING: the act of an individual intentionally gazing at a man's cock for a time longer than that of 15second

“Your bitmoji is hiding in a box cockgocking at my bitmoji”

by Beardedwonder3o September 9, 2020