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Cock Hedge 

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!
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Hodge cock 

a foot long dick of pleasurable death to the guts
Phill hodge cocked my insides, until i was cumming and siezing at the same time, i barely survived
Hodge cock by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

Cocksedge 

Word of Scottish and Irish origin that is used to describe a family of small, cute, but sometimes annoying people.
Other uses include using the word as a derogatory term to insult those of higher social status.
Person 1: What does one think they are doing
Person 2:Shut Up you Cocksedge!
Cocksedge by CocksedgeJoker August 20, 2011