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Cock Bong 

When a naked standing man pours a beer down his chest and the recipient chugs it as it cascades off of the mans cock.
Andrew: Mike, why are you naked and soaking wet?
Mike: Because I'm awesome... and I Just got done giving this whore Diana a cock bong!
Cock Bong by 0tter86 August 19, 2011

cock bonging 

a sex act where the male slides or dangles his penis into his partner's mouth while she (or he) tilts her (his) head back-resembling the act of using a beer bong
Man, my gal laid back on the bed and let me do some serious cock bonging last night!
cock bonging by Mempho Gizzmo April 10, 2008

Cock Bongler 

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007

cock bongler 

one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.
nice jacket you cock bongler!
cock bongler by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo 

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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