Cock Anger

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When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.

I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!

Cock Anger by The Jax April 19, 2007

Words you can keep

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

cockbanger by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

Related Words

Cock Anger • cockbanger • Cockange • cock ranger • cock wanger • cock angler • cock hanger • cock kangeroo • cock • cock block

cockwanger

jaeson lane

jaeson you are a cockwanger

cockwanger by outsomemilkonit October 16, 2008

cockranger

A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.

rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.

cockranger by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008

Cockange

An orange that a man has stuck his dick into and used it as a sex toy.

Guy 1:So I took the cockange and plunged my dick into it last night! Guy 2: or really? What did was the porn you watched when you used it? What was the name of it? Guy 1: Boku No Pico! Damn he was hot Guy 2:your gay? Guy 1: hell yeah I am! Used your photo with a cockange once~... Guy 2:holy shit.... your so drunk

Cockange by AeronaTheFox December 4, 2019

Cockbanger

To personally bang your own hand to physically pleasure yourself

What’s good twin I just got done doing a cockbanger

Cockbanger by Jiggatigga February 20, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026