Cock Anger

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.

I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!

by The Jax April 19, 2007

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

cockwanger

jaeson lane

jaeson you are a cockwanger

by outsomemilkonit October 16, 2008

cockranger

A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.

rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.

by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008

Cockange

An orange that a man has stuck his dick into and used it as a sex toy.

Guy 1:So I took the cockange and plunged my dick into it last night! Guy 2: or really? What did was the porn you watched when you used it? What was the name of it? Guy 1: Boku No Pico! Damn he was hot Guy 2:your gay? Guy 1: hell yeah I am! Used your photo with a cockange once~... Guy 2:holy shit.... your so drunk

by AeronaTheFox December 4, 2019

Cockbanger

To personally bang your own hand to physically pleasure yourself

What’s good twin I just got done doing a cockbanger

by Jiggatigga February 20, 2026