Cobby Swabbled 

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021

Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”

Cobby Swabbled by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024

Cobb swabbler 

Pirate slang for a "cock sucker"

Argh look at that cobb swabbler on the deck with another cock in his mouth.

Cobb swabbler by Pirate Steve1930 May 23, 2025