Coax

Coax means that something is shit (bad).

"Do you know how coax my life is right now."

by Lolnah2883 February 21, 2017

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coax

To persuade someone into giving you something; cajole.
To obtain by continous persuasion.
Try to salvage something so the situation doesn't worsen.

Evosquall tried to coax Lingo into changing her name to Joywawa, which she did, and regretted very much to this very day.

by Joywawa January 14, 2011

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cock-coaxing

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

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Coaxing The Clam

Finger teasing of a lady's secret garden. See also Vole Tickling

We were both a bit nervous at first but then after coaxing the clam we were at it like rabbits on steroids.

by Scot_Tom June 20, 2013

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Coaxing it Along

A colloquial euphemism for masturbating. Invented by Grant Prusi's father.

Grant's Dad: I know what you boys are doing in there, quit coaxing it along!
Children: We're not masturbating, we're just putting suppositories up our butts!

by Grant Prusi November 23, 2010

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To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.

"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."

by Turd Cutter May 9, 2006

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