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coathanger abortion 

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Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.
Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.
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Coathanger Abortion 

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a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother
a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"
Coathanger Abortion by MarkWatson January 5, 2006

Coat Hanger Abortion 

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The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!
Coat Hanger Abortion by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009

Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion 

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The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

coat hanger abortion 

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something going so wrong it can only be described as such
The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.
coat hanger abortion by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006
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