Clusko 

The Head

My Name is Clusko, i am the head

Clusko by Anonymous April 29, 2003

clucko 

A dopefiend or one who exibits dopefiend tendencies

Person 1: "I heard Karl traded his Xbox360 for a $20 sack..."
Person 2: "What a clucko."

clucko by SpikeJones September 15, 2009

cock-clusion 

When you finish, you reach a cock-clusion.

Guy 1: Bro, I nut all over the place.
Guy 2: That was an epic cock-clusion, bro.

cock-clusion by razor scoots August 18, 2019

Clustomerfuck 

A serious problem causing customers to become very irate. (From Clusterfuck)

The server was down for almost 2 hours. It was a complete clustomerfuck.

Clustomerfuck by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011

cluckold 

A rooster who is no longer the only tailfeather-plumed dude in the barnyard who enjoys "ultimate privileges" with "the ladies".

I unexpectedly acquired several dozen additional hens from a neighbor who was thinning his own flock, and so I had to add a couple roosters to "keep up with demand"... my original daybreak-crower was none too pleased to be cluckolded like that.

cluckold by QuacksO October 10, 2018

cluckolding 

When your wife eats chicken McNuggets without letting you have any, and she does it right in your face. Variation of cuckolding.

The woman in the McDonald's commercial with the R&B song is cluckolding her husband.

cluckolding by craftj2 December 22, 2008

Clustomer 

When multiple people enter an establishment to make only a single transaction, unnecessarily complicating a simple job by sheer weight of numbers.

Five students holding a table by ordering a single beer; that's a clustomer.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.

Clustomer by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015