Definitions by Bobannaliffia

Clustomer 

When multiple people enter an establishment to make only a single transaction, unnecessarily complicating a simple job by sheer weight of numbers.

Five students holding a table by ordering a single beer; that's a clustomer.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.

Clustomer by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

equiltilibrium 

Having the ability to share a quilt in bed. Masters of this are able to roll, turn and snuggle without actually moving the quilt relative to their body; thus being considerate of their partner, and symmetry in general.

The equiltilibrium was completely off, so I grabbed a sleeping bag instead.

equiltilibrium by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

nondicator 

A driver who refuses to indicate the direction in which they intend to drive. Especially noticeable at roundabouts.

Great, another nondicator wasting my time. I have cleared this junction, if that bastard could have bothered to raise his little finger.
Or: Nondicators! Inconsiderate dangerous timewasting baaastards!

nondicator by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

mindicate 

While driving, signalling for a minimal amount of time. This not only signals your disdain and lack of consideration for other roadusers, but also saves some battery power.

Did he mindicate? Was it left or right? Better let him pass, to be safe.
Or: You call that indicating? Trying to save the battery are you? Mindicating tool.

mindicate by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

mysdicator

While driving, indicating random directions, or none, while driving in random directions. Either lost and bewildered, caught in the clutches of a crap sat-nav, or on a spiritual quest.

Hold on, there's a mysdicator coming. Better let him pass, poor bastard.

mysdicator by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015