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Cluck Knuckle

The part of susi that chigger likes to see. A harlot type creature that stalks the night wearing netted stockings and gay boots. Has extremly smug tendencies and is far superior too all other humans. Hair styled like that of sonic the hedgehog. Has weird obbsession with childrens toys.
The cluck knuckle will come sit on your head and hatch your eyes out.
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knuckle-chuck 

When in loathing with someone or just a fit of spazmatic rage, you proceed to vomit ("up-chuck") in the offenders face followed immediately by a swift punch to the face.

Also: knuckle-chucked, knuckle-chucking
Ted was being such a d-bag yesterday that without really thinking I knuckle-chucked that punk.

Punching the Knuckle Clock 

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...
The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.
Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!
3 Knuckle Chuck by Umakhi June 15, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026