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Clownsauce

When one exceeds the normal operation of any device, situation, food item, sign, and anything that would confuse or shock the concious of a reasonable person.
Well Gia it at it again, just made me coffee, aka hot water.

Good thing Gia is wearing her clownsauce neck microphone.....that’s duct taped
by Motor3725 September 20, 2018
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clownsumer

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.
Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.
by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008
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clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.
Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.
by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008
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Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.
After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.
by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010
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clownhauer

A male who seems to revel in having only the most obnoxious attributes of a clown.

A particularly butch woman whose haircut is the colour or style of a clown.

Anti-clown weaponry used by NAZIs before and after World War II. (There have been some reports of the NAZIs using clownhauers DURING WWII, but so far no evidence has been unveiled which would support this.)
"Boy that clownhauer sure is a killer, huh?"
by Steve Sanchez November 23, 2006
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clownface

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.
Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.
by jniz March 2, 2008
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clownface

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by Fox JK November 12, 2006
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