clown tits 

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

clown tits by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

Clown Tits 

When a girl has a large and obviously fake chest. In most cases a poor boob job.

a girl walks by with tits up to her chin.....

Check out that girls clown tits

Clown Tits by MI2CA May 20, 2011

Clown Tits 

Clown Tits

-adjective

1. superb

2. such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment

3. to inspire awe

"Oh my God, did you see his new sports car?"

"I know - that thing is fuckin' clown tits!"

Clown Tits by frostboy74 September 15, 2009

clown tits 

When two ducks sit on an eldery womens head and evacuate their bowels til dehydration.

Holy shit what happened ?
That bitch just got the clown tits dumped on her !

clown tits by Flip Dingo August 25, 2006

Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

Clowntits by sds October 3, 2004

Clowntits

Boobs that are freakishly large or just awkward in shape. May look like two clown shoes stuffed in a bra or two carnies stuffed in a bra. Usually the girl with the clowntits thinks she has the best boobs in the world and puts them out there for everyone to see.

Stacey: Oh my God, look at that girl's boobs!
Lacey: Oh my God I know. What's wrong with them?
Stacey: They're clowntits.

Clowntits by aseaisaved March 17, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020