clown hat 

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

clown hat by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

Clown Hat 

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.

Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding

Clown Hat by C H December 31, 2003

Steamboat Clown Hat 

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

Steamboat Clown Hat by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.

"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."

Clown's Hat On Backwards by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010

Clown Hats 

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.

"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"

Clown Hats by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007

Hate Clown

Used as a verb or noun. One who acts in a negative manner twords others on account of personal jealousy.

"Common dude, dont be a Hate Clown. Just gimmi my pants back"

Hate Clown by Aliso December 28, 2006

clownhat 

A combination of asshat and assclown that saves you from having to use the word "ass".

What a clownhat you are!

clownhat by dingoateyourbaby May 23, 2007