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Clotheses by TheMusicGhost September 27, 2010
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Clothespin Hoe
Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
Clothespin Hoe by reversefront September 9, 2016
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clothespin
You pin clothespins, and they don't fall. They keep the laundry from getting dirty.
They're beautiful.
They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!
They're beautiful.
They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!
clothespin by eugepae4pie August 20, 2013
Pick-clotheseted
When you are at a party, bar or other social event and your clothes (jacket, scarf, sweatshirt) gets stolen; you got pick-clotheseted.
Pick-clotheseted by Roseeanna October 26, 2013
Chocolate Clothespin
The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
Chocolate Clothespin by JaeWu March 27, 2007